Cats do not like fruit
i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back
this perfectly describes grandmas
My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.
im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics
you can find the other parts here
Now that’s what I call tumblr - after dark edition
I would like to see the application Cas filled out to get the sales associate job.
#previous exprience: i was god once
# that didn’t end well either
Human Evolution ~ An X-Men and Mutants Fanmix
listen here : : download soon
- Ambulance ~ My Chemical Romance
- The Phoenix ~ Fall Out Boy
- No Church In The Wild ~ Kanye West & Jay-Z
- Bullet With Butterfly Wings ~ The Smashing Pumpkins
- What Do They Know? ~ Mindless Self Indulgence
- Attack ~ 30 Seconds To Mars
- Called Out In The Dark ~ Snow Patrol
- Superman ~ Boyce Avenue
- Skyfall ~ Adele
- Together Burning Bright ~ The Used
- Love Love ~ Take That
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how:
- Please reblog this only if you are a Hufflepuff
- only reblog once, or you’ll throw off the numbers
- also, please do not heart, it’ll throw off the numbers too
- any violations I find will be noted!
- if you are a Gryffindor, please reblog this.
- if you are a Ravenclaw, please reblog this.
- if you are a Slytherin, please reblog this.
Thank you all for your help!
PS: If you’re not sure which house you’re in, pick one!
Let’s see how good my acting skills are.
I only use tumblr on my phone now so I don’t know how to tell everyone I love them in secret when they reply to my things.
Drinking alone in a skeezy dive bar. This had become my life.